Spaceballs

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Pred davnymi casy nekde velmi daleko ve vesmiru vedle sebe existovaly dva svety. Planeta Druidia s mirumilovnymi obyvateli a kralem, jehoz nejvetsim problemem je jeho vzpurna dcera, a planeta zlych a hloupych Spaceballu v cele s prezidentem Skroobem a dabelskym velitelem Tmavou Helmou (Dark Helmet). Druidska princezna Vespa se ma vdat za prince Valium, ale kdyz se na nej podiva, rozhodne se radeji utect. To se ovsem nanestesti velmi hodi Spaceballum, protoze maji v umyslu princeznu unest, aby ziskali bezpecnostni kod k planete Druidia. Dochazi jim totiz vzduch a chteji jej ukrast svym mirumilovnym sousedum. A je jen jediny clovek ve vesmiru, ktery je schopen jim v tom zabranit - Lone Star.


Sam ma taky dost problemu - dluzi dost penez zlocineckemu bosovi jmenem Pizza, a tak kdyz mu kral Roland nabidne balik penez, po kratke dohode se svym partakem cesem Blafem (Barf), napul clovekem - napul psem, souhlasi a vyda se princezne na pomoc. Zachrani ji i jeji plechovou pruvodkyni Dot Matrix, ale na uteku pred Tmavou Helmou jsou nuceni zastavit na planete stareho a moudreho Yogurta. Tam je Spaceballove najdou a lsti vlakaji princeznu do svych sparu. A zachranna akce muze znovu zacit.

Jako ve spravne pohadce Lone Star nejen ze zachrani princeznu i jeji rodnou planetu, ale take zjisti, ze sam je kralovskeho puvodu, a proto film, ktery svatbou zacina, svatbou muze i skoncit.

Co muzeme cekat, je-li v titulcich uveden jako scenarista a reziser Mel Brooks? Rozhodne dobrou zabavu u skvele udelane parodie. Ve filmu Spaceballs si vzal na musku predesim kultovni Hvezdne valky (Star Wars) a jejich pokracovani, ale i dalsi filmy stejneho zanru jako Vetrelec (Alien), 2001: Vesmirna odysea (2001: A Space Odyssey), Planeta opic (Planet of the Apes), serial Star Trek a dalsi. Nektere vtipy (a neni jich malo) jsou zalozene na naprosto jednoznacnych narazkach a cast gagu je stara jako film sam, ale nic to nemeni na tom, ze se divaci bajecne bavi. Samozrejme za predpokladu znalosti parodovanych del. (Moji rodice se nijak zvlast nenasmali...) Mate-li radi sci-fi a netouzite-li videt intelektualsky snimek, urcite si pustte Spaceballs, zlepsi vam naladu.


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Cast
Mel Brooksprezident Skroob/Yogurt
John CandyBarf
Rick MoranisDark Helmet
Bill PullmanLone Star
Daphne Zunigaprincezna Vespa
Dick Van Pattenkral Roland
George Wynerplukovnik Sandurz
Michael Winslowradarovy technik
Joan RiversDot Matrix (hlas)
Lorene YarnellDot Matrix
John Hurtsam sebe
Sal Viscusooperator vysilacky
Ronny Grahamminister
JM J. Bullockprinc Valium
Leslie Bevisvelitelka Zircon
Jim Jackmanmajor Asshole
Mike Pniewskistrelec z laseru
Sandy Helbergdr. Schlotkin
Crew
ScenarMel Brooks
Ronny Graham
Thomas Meehan
RezieMel Brooks
KameraNick McLean
HudbaJohn Morris
KostymyDon Feld
StrihConrad Buff IV
ProdukceMel Brooks
Ezra Swerdlow

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Neco malo citatu v originale...

Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?

Dark Helmet: Knock, knock next time. Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Barf: I know we need the money, but...
Lone Star: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!
Barf: Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you - you're always right.

Dark Helmet: Only one man would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!


Computer aboard Mega-Maid: Thank you for pressing the self destruct button.

[Scroob, Helmet, and Sanders reach the cancellation button]
Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!

Lone Star: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago.

President Skroob: Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big???

[After the self-destruction mechanism has been activated]
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!

Dark Helmet: Now you will see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb!

Dark Helmet: There is something you should know. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

[Princess Vespa has been given a gun]
Princess Vespa: No, I don't like guns.
[Her hair gets singed by a laser]
Princess Vespa: My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a BITCH!! [begins blasting]

[The President, Dark Helmet, and Colonel Sandurz are waiting for Mega Maid to blow up]
Computer: 10-9-8-6...
President, Helmet and Sandurz: 6? What happened to 7?
Computer: Just kidding. 7-6-5-4-3-2-1. Have a nice day.
President, Helmet and Sandurz: Thank you.

Yogurt: And may the schwartz be with you!


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