Pred davnymi casy nekde velmi daleko ve vesmiru vedle sebe existovaly dva
svety. Planeta Druidia s mirumilovnymi obyvateli a kralem, jehoz nejvetsim
problemem je jeho vzpurna dcera, a planeta zlych a hloupych Spaceballu v
Jako ve spravne pohadce Lone Star nejen ze zachrani princeznu i jeji rodnou
planetu, ale take zjisti, ze sam je kralovskeho puvodu, a proto film, ktery
svatbou zacina, svatbou muze i skoncit.
Dark Helmet: Knock, knock next time. Did you see anything?
Barf: I know we need the money, but...
Dark Helmet: Only one man would dare give me the raspberry: Lone
Star!
Lone Star: What the hell was that noise?
Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean
your pals in the winnebago.
President Skroob: Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big???
[After the self-destruction mechanism has been activated]
Dark Helmet: Now you will see that evil will always triumph because
good is dumb!
Dark Helmet: There is something you should know. I am your father's
brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
[The President, Dark Helmet, and Colonel Sandurz are waiting for Mega
Maid to blow up]
Yogurt: And may the schwartz be with you!
Hodnoceni Vecernice:
cele s prezidentem Skroobem a dabelskym velitelem Tmavou Helmou (Dark
Helmet). Druidska princezna Vespa se ma vdat za prince Valium, ale kdyz se
na nej podiva, rozhodne se radeji utect. To se ovsem nanestesti velmi hodi
Spaceballum, protoze maji v umyslu princeznu unest, aby ziskali
bezpecnostni kod k planete Druidia. Dochazi jim totiz vzduch a chteji jej
ukrast svym mirumilovnym sousedum. A je jen jediny clovek ve vesmiru, ktery
je schopen jim v tom zabranit - Lone Star.
Sam ma taky dost problemu - dluzi dost penez zlocineckemu bosovi jmenem
Pizza, a tak kdyz mu kral Roland nabidne balik penez, po kratke dohode se
svym partakem cesem Blafem (Barf), napul clovekem - napul psem, souhlasi a
vyda se princezne na pomoc. Zachrani ji i jeji plechovou pruvodkyni Dot
Matrix, ale na uteku pred Tmavou Helmou jsou nuceni zastavit na planete
stareho a moudreho Yogurta. Tam je Spaceballove najdou a lsti vlakaji
princeznu do svych sparu. A zachranna akce muze znovu zacit.
Co muzeme cekat, je-li v titulcich uveden jako scenarista a reziser Mel
Brooks? Rozhodne dobrou zabavu u skvele udelane parodie. Ve filmu
Spaceballs si vzal na musku predesim kultovni Hvezdne valky (Star Wars) a
jejich pokracovani, ale i dalsi filmy stejneho zanru jako Vetrelec (Alien),
2001: Vesmirna odysea (2001: A Space Odyssey), Planeta opic (Planet of the
Apes), serial Star Trek a dalsi. Nektere vtipy (a neni jich malo) jsou
zalozene na naprosto jednoznacnych narazkach a cast gagu je stara jako film
sam, ale nic to nemeni na tom, ze se divaci bajecne bavi. Samozrejme za
predpokladu znalosti parodovanych del. (Moji rodice se nijak zvlast
nenasmali...) Mate-li radi sci-fi a netouzite-li videt intelektualsky
snimek, urcite si pustte Spaceballs, zlepsi vam naladu.
Neco malo citatu v originale...
Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet?
Colonel Sandurz: No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls
again.
Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
Lone Star: Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're
doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!
Barf: Oh, you're right. And when you're right, you're right. And you
- you're always right.
Computer aboard Mega-Maid: Thank you for pressing the self destruct
button.
[Scroob, Helmet, and Sanders reach the cancellation button]
Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing
works!
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off
before you do!
President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know
what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
[Princess Vespa has been given a gun]
Princess Vespa: No, I don't like guns.
[Her hair gets singed by a laser]
Princess Vespa: My hair, he shot my hair. Son of a BITCH!!
[begins blasting]
Computer: 10-9-8-6...
President, Helmet and Sandurz: 6? What happened to 7?
Computer: Just kidding. 7-6-5-4-3-2-1. Have a nice day.
President, Helmet and Sandurz: Thank you.





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